*By: Linz Bordner*
It was one of the most terrible and memorable years of all time. Are we ready for it to be in the books? HELL YES!
Here are the Top Ten reasons we are absolutely over 2020…
TOP TEN REASONS YOU’RE OVER 2020
10. YOU HAVE MORE MASKS THAN UNDERWEAR.
9. IF YOU HEAR THE WORDS “SOCIAL DISTANCING” ONE MORE TIME, YOU MIGHT EAT GLASS.
8. YOUR HUSBAND PLANNED A ROMANTIC NIGHT, BUT YOU HAVE A ZOOM PARTY TO ATTEND.
7. YOU’RE SO BORED, YOU DOWNLOADED “THE TIGER KING’S GREATEST HITS.”
6. YOUR SCREEN TIME WENT UP 18,000 PERCENT.
5. YOU’RE SO DESPERATE FOR “ME TIME”, YOU SAY “I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM QUICK” AND NEVER COME OUT.
4. YOUR KIDS ASKING FOR THE ZILLIONTH TIME, “WHO MADE THE VIRUS?”
3. YOU SUDDENLY FIND THE UPS MAN ATTRACTIVE.
2. YOU TRIED CREATING A “WIN A NIGHT WITH DR. FAUCI” DATING APP.
- MASK ZITS!
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